The perfect gift for the lawyers in your life -- for law school graduation, birthdays, firm holiday gifts, retirement, or just because. More than 70 vignettes from life in the practice of law are rendered here as wryly humorous poems.

You are getting very sleepy, your eyelids are getting heavy, you are hypnotized by the coolest gift in the light cube universe.

Why enjoy one color of light, when you can have 16 million colors instead. This mood lamp sets the ambiance of a perfect gift! Tech meets mood with the Jellyfish Night Light lamp!

Fred & Friends the moai of easter island keep their watch over the pacific with a cold, stony gaze. Now you can endow your drink with their mysterious aura and keep them icy cold at the same time. A grand gift idea for the scotch lover who tells tales of the ancient over a single malt.

The is skull face glass bottle decanter is an unusually awesome place to keep your vodka. A real head turner gift for someone who love to push the boundaries of home and bar decor.

Fred and Friends Coolamari octopus ice tray the ice that's eight times the fun, This seafearing silicone tray makes a well armed aquatic army. This gift has suckers, but it definitely doesn't suck!

Skulls are in style. These Doomed skull shot glasses are the perfect gift for the party goer with a taste for the unusual.

The Great Supreme Court Cases Mug will have you mulling over the great court cases every morning. Across the 10oz mug are over 30 landmark Supreme Court cases. Pour hot liquid and the losers in each trial "disappear."

This Best of Mickey Mouse Apron is definitely not short on style! Inspired by Mickey Mouse's famous shorts, this Mickey apron makes the perfect gift for a Disney-lover looking to add a pinch of fun into the kitchen!

The YOGA SAK has received acclaimed reviews to be the best yoga bag on the market. The YOGA SAK is perfect to consolidate and simplify your daily workout supplies and your most important yoga tool... Your mat!

It's cool when stuff goes fast. Give this speed gun as a gift to anyone who wants to play highway patrol or test the speed of a baseball pitch or tennis serve.

This watch makes the perfect gift for any woman who loves tennis. Features a gold-tone case; vivid dial design; a transparent, rotating second-hand disk with tennis ball image (the ball appears to travel around the watch face); white patent-look synthetic leather strap; stainless steel caseback; precision quartz movement.

Keep yourself warm and cozy with this great fleece tennis blanket made from 100 percent pill-free polyester.

Fred and Friends is just a normal guy with some tea leaves in his shorts. This silly little tea infuser is sure to get a smile when it's unwrapped. A perfect stocking stuffer gift for someone with sense of humor.

Why let a trip to the bathroom stop you from practicing your golf short game? This potty putter is a right down fairway gift for the golfer guy or gal in your life who is really talented at multi-tasking.

Didn't finish the whole bottle of bubbly? Not to worry. With this champagne sealer, you can seal the bottle and keep it from going flat.

This convenient outdoor blanket is easy to store and carry, as the simple design folds in on itself and features a comfortable handle. The bright colors look great, too.

If you know what comes after 3.14159 ... and you think pizza is delicious, this is the perfect gift for you! It's geeky fun for everyone!

Don't be greedy, candy is for sharing. This giant sized Nerds will let you have exactly what you want and keep you friends!!

This retro-inspired toaster and bread box set allows you to toast Disney's most famous couple onto your bread. We love its cool-touch housing and its slide-out crumb tray. Perfect for whimsical parents who wish to jazz up breakfast with the magic of Disney.

This unique egg ring adds flair to your morning breakfast. We love its non-stick teflon coating and its Mickey Mouse shape. Perfect for quirky parents when turning Disney magic into an egg or pancake breakfast.

This head-turning luggage boasts an embedded Mickey Mouse print. We love its cushioned-grip handle and its swivel spinner wheel system. Perfect for chic Disney lovers when going on a weekend jaunt.

This elegant pen set delights with a playful Mickey Mouse motif. We love its wood barrels and its stunning wood case. Perfect for quirky professionals when adding a dash of fun to the workplace.

This ecologically sound sushi set is crafted of natural bamboo. We love its beautiful honey tone and its tough durability. Perfect for trendy sushi lovers when adding a touch of Japan to delicious hand rolls.

This comprehensive culinary guide instructs readers how to work effectively with ingredients. We love its myriad recipes and its intuitive tips. Perfect for aspiring chefs who wish to cook with imagination and passion.

This ingenious ping pong set is designed for ultra portability. We love its weight net posts and its mount-free setup. Perfect for active youth when staying entertained in any setting.

This modular pocket knife is crafted of quality stainless steel. We love its 18 tool attachments and its plastic storing case. Perfect for resourceful handymen who need the right tool on the go.

This beautiful candle holder features a stunning wave design. We love its five tiers and its glass sleeves. Perfect for stylish decorators when adding panache to any living area.

This amazing showerhead combines the joy of music with the necessity of hygiene. We love its wireless speaker and its seven hours of playback time. Perfect for music lovers when getting pumped and prepped for a night on the town.

This men's Tag Heuer Grand Carrera Chronograph is made of stainless steel with a black chronograph dial in unworn condition with box & papers. We love that this watch appeals to everyone from the young professional to the guy obsessed with style. Perfect for the guy in your life, this watch is classic and versatile enough to carry him from the corporate boardroom, to the golf course, to drinks on the town.

This Panerai Luminor GMT PAM 88 is stainless steel with a black dial and brown crocodile strap. We love that it's in "like new" condition and comes with manufacturer box & papers. Perfect as an engagement gift for the guy with a taste for the finer things.

This delicious hog sampler is handmade in small batches with premium meats. We love its pancakes that are made with real maple chunks and bacon, and its bacon seasoning that lets you make anything taste like bacon. Perfect to give as a present to the bacon-lover on your gift-giving list.

This inventive Monopoly games is made to take the game to a whole new level by using your iPad. We love that the app is free, and that it eliminates the need to use paper money, making it more environmentally friendly. Perfect for any family to use to make a ton of memories.

This fun fishing simulator is made to let you fish from anywhere using your iPhone. We love its adjustable reel that can accommodate both left and right-handed players, and that you can download the Appfinity World Fishing Challenge absolutely free. Perfect for anyone to use when they're stuck in the office, but would rather be fishing.

This innovative lounge massager with heat is made to soothe you whether youre at home, on vacation or at the office. We love that its portable so you can use it on virtually any chair, and that its extra-large cushion features five zones that are controlled separately. Perfect for anyone who could use a warm massage after a long hard day.

This contemporary patchwork throw is made of wool. We love its use of geometric shapes, and that it is reversible, so you get two different looks. Perfect for the homeowner who needs a throw that is as cozy as it is stylish.

This essential flashlight is made of bamboo and plastic. We love its four bright LEDs and hand crank, which makes it practical to use anywhere. Perfect for anyone to keep in their car, home or camping gear so they don't have to look for batteries when they need a little light.

This handy hammer is made of wood, cast iron and magnets. We love that it comes with 10 nails, and that it has embedded magnets, which hold the nails for you. Perfect for anyone who struggles to hold a hammer and nails while they'­re doing a little home improvement.

This handy step ladder is made to be helpful when needed, but store politely when not in use. We love its glossy red finish, and its peg, which allows it to be mounted on a wall. Perfect for anyone to keep handy around the house for changing light bulbs or getting things down from high cabinets.

This sleek soap dispenser is made of brushed stainless steel. We love that it is nicely weighted, so you don'­t need to hold it with one hand and pump with the other, and its pump mechanism, which produces just the right amount of lotion or soap every time. Perfect for the modern homeowner to add to the kitchen to match their stainless appliances.

This charming jewelry tree is made of ABS plastic. We love its base, which is curved to store earrings and rings, and its adorable design that features partridge shapes on each branch. Perfect to give as a present to any female on your gift-giving list, especially those you are stumped for ideas with for the office gift exchange.

This sophisticated broom and dustpan set is made of Beech wood, polypropylene and horse hair. We love its ergonomic design and long handle, which allows you to comfortably clean without bending over. Perfect for anyone who wants to be able to sweep without unnecessary bending to empty the dustpan.

This simple bookend is made of iron pellets, polyurethane and polyester fiber. We love its fun design, and that its perfectly weighted to hold most books in place. Perfect for anyone to use in a child's room, daycare facility or preschool.

This artistic umbrella stand is made of synthetic resin and steel. We love its creative design that looks like blades of grass, and that it can hold up to 20 umbrellas. Perfect for the golf course or country club that supplies members with umbrellas when weather looks like it could become undesirable.

These minimalist poster hangers are made of brushed aluminum. We love their grooves and plastic clips that make hanging posters a breeze. Perfect for the bar or nightclub owner who rotates promotional posters weekly based on new parties or DJs.

This whimsical magnifying glass is made to offer +2.50 magnification. We love its vertical stem that makes it easy to hold, and its unique design, as it is shaped like half of a pair of reading glasses. Perfect to give as a gift to someone who has a hard time reading the fine print.

This creative brush is made of wood, broom bristles and paint. We love that the paint used is nontoxic, and its charming design that is inspired by children's toys. Perfect for anyone to use to clean off their shoes after working in the garden.

This durable clock radio is made of ABS. We love that it features global settings, and that it can operate by battery or AC power adapter. Perfect for the traveling professional who doesn't want to rely on a wakeup call from the hotel in the morning.

This portable sound system is made to offer up to five hours of play time. We love its clamshell case that seals tight when not in use, and its touch-sensitive controls, which illuminate when you use them. Perfect for the outdoor enthusiast to take camping or on a picnic.

This versatile stylus pen is made of aluminum. We love its design as it can be used as a stylus on one end and a pen on the other, and that the pen is both retractable and fillable. Perfect for the professional to take to meetings away from the office, so they don't have to carry separate pens.

This artistic voice recorder is made of wood, acrylic paint and electronics. We love its fun design, and that its easy to record up to 30 seconds for people of all ages. Perfect for a child who wants to have a little fun recording their siblings admitting they did something wrong, so they can blackmail them to do their chores.

This portable radio is made of ABS plastic and rubber. We love its world time settings, and that it includes a carrying case and earphones, so it'­s easy to just toss in a bag on-the-go. Perfect for the adventure-lover to use while backpacking in foreign countries.

This inventive doorbell set is made to let you use without doing any additional wiring to your home. We love that it makes a variety of different sounds, and that you can program each door to have its unique chime. Perfect for the renter who can't change the wiring of their home, but still wants a doorbell.

This unique clock is made of ABS plastic. We love that it can operate by AC adapter or batteries, and that each number is a different piece and can be laid horizontal or stacked vertically. Perfect for the person who needs a clock that won't take up a lot of space in their tiny work cubicle.

This informative book is made to help you achieve a yoga body in four weeks. We love that no yoga experience is necessary, and that it includes detailed guides for poses and recipes with plenty of modifications. Perfect for anyone who just wants to shed a little weight and become healthier from the inside-out.

This durable cargo tote is made of nylon and polyester. We love its internal neoprene laptop sleeve, and hook-and-loop fasteners that hold a yoga mat on the bottom. Perfect for the female who needs a bag that will accommodate her gear, whether she's going to yoga, work or from one and to the other.

This authentic kimchi is made using all natural ingredients and the finest chili peppers. We love that it is made with no preservatives, and that it is a healthy probiotic food that does amazing things for your digestion. Perfect for the host who wants to impress their guests at their next party with something a little different.

This high-quality wine trio is made of wine, specially cured meats and salt. We love that they are made in small batches for the ultimate flavor, and that the bottles are beautifully designed for an elegant gift. Perfect to give as a gift to anyone who loves wine and fine meats.

This mouthwatering goat cheese gift pack is made with hormone-free, antibiotic-free and free-range ingredients. We love that it comes with three unique flavors, and that they are handmade in small batches for the best flavor. Perfect to give as a gift to someone who appreciates fine cheeses.

This intriguing frame is made of zinc. We love its pewter finish and interesting design inspired by a drawing done for the Coonley Playhouse in Illinois by Frank Llyod Wright. Perfect for anyone appreciates a balance created by the use of straight and curved lines.

This rich-looking frame is made of alder wood. We love its deep espresso finish and its stunning detail, which was taken from an art glass lamp that was designed originally for the Susan Lawrence Dana House. Perfect for anyone wanting to display a picture of their ancestors on a fireplace mantle.

This handsome frame is made of copper and cast-zinc alloy. We love its wide outer edges and design that an art glass ceiling light from New York'­s William R. Heath House inspired. Perfect for the professional who wants to display a photo of their family, while keeping with the aesthetics of their sophisticated office.

This bold frame is made of cast-zinc alloy. We love its charming bronze finish and chiseled detail that was taken from a gate that was designed for Taliesin in Wisconsin. Perfect for anyone looking to add a functional piece of art to their space.

This abstract vase is made of porcelain. We love its elongated profile and cut outs on either side that are meant to represent the moon, while also allowing flowers to peek through. Perfect for anyone looking for a vase that can double as a piece of art in a contemporary environment.

This contemporary vase is made of paper. We love its curved shape and use of color paper strips that are often seen in celebrations. Perfect for the homeowner who has a southwestern theme in their home.

This creative vase is made of biodegradable cornstarch-based PLA plastic. We love its architectural design, and that it has 11 separate openings to allow for a great amount of creativity with an arrangement. Perfect for the wedding planner to use in decorating, as several vases can be interlocked together to create a brilliant display.

This captivating vase is made of flexible vinyl using a dip-molded technique. We love its creative design and that it features nine slots, allowing you to fill them all, or simply use one. Perfect for anyone who enjoys stealing a few fresh flowers from their garden every day to bring indoors.

This sophisticated pocket square is made of 100 percent silk. We love its brilliant bright blue color and polka dot design that is ideal to add a little flair to any suit. Perfect for the businessman who doesn't mind being noticed for his great sense of style.

This beautiful bag is made of 100 percent cotton. We love its delicate dragonfly design, and that it features a zippered front pocket to hold essentials. Perfect for the yogi to carry her mat to yoga or Pilates class.

This stylish mat is made to offer cushioning during practice. We love its beautiful dragonfly design, and its textured surface, which allows for secure foot and hand placement. Perfect for the yoga-practitioner who wants a mat that is as stylish as it is comfortable.

This eco-smart water bottle is made of glass and silicone. We love its modern design and BPA-free twist cap, which is air-tight and will not leak. Perfect for anyone to take to yoga class or the gym.

This essential yoga kit is made to give you three must-have pieces that you need for daily practice. We love its stainless steel water bottle, which is 100 percent recyclable, and its yoga tote that allows you to transport your mat while keeping it clean. Perfect to give as a gift to a yoga lover, regardless if they are just getting started, or if they a seasoned practitioner.

This ergonomic chair is made of eco-friendly rattan, cotton and sustainable kapok. We love its generous seat that gives you more than enough room to get comfortable, and its tall back, which offers ample support. Perfect for anyone who uses meditation to find their inner balance.

This rad set of stackable containers is made up of two stackable plastic containers that wrap around your car's cup holder. We love its plastic base fits most standard car cup holders and its 360 degree rotation for easy access. Perfect for the thirsty driver who wants a secure place to set a drink into!

This sleek, sturdy case doubles as a convenient stand for your iPad. We love its ability to be positioned in different angles using a friction-fit folding mechanism and its hard front cover protects your iPad screen from damage while you're on the move. Perfect for the errand runner who wants to bring the iPad along for the ride!

This groovy spatula set keeps all your essential utensils in one easy place. We love its compact, two-part storage block that opens for easy cleaning and its spatula attachment that easy snaps into the handle and releases with a click of a button. Perfect for the all day cook who needs utensils close by!

This adjustable power strip holds large adapters in EVERY outlet! We love its flexible shape that pivots around furniture

This life-saving USB hub and cord manager is constructed with a flexible neck to protect all your USB devices from accidental damage. We love its 360-degree mobility and its built-in cord management, with four anchors to corral your cables. Perfect for the avid typist who doesn't want an accidental deletion when working!

This sleek kitchen grater is the perfect way to shred. We love its four interchangeable stainless steel grater plates and its three positions: folded up for compact storage, arms together for hand-held grating, and arms out at 180 degrees for grating over a bowl or dish. Perfect for the cheese lover who really wants a finely-grated cheese!

This slick ice scraper is designed to let you use both hands for more leverage when scraping off your icy windshield. We love its front handle that lets you scrape with less strain and more force and its extendable, telescoping arm for better reach. Perfect for the professional during winter who's running late for the big meeting!

This sweet skewer set is a 4 double-prong skewers that keep food securely on while grilling. We love its heat-resistant sliders that guide food off and keep your hands clean and its nonslip rubber gasket that keeps sliders in place when not in use. Perfect for the kabob-lover who wants to cook the perfect meat and veggies while keeping hands clean!

This delightful i-Dock is portable and audio ready. We love its AM/FM radio and its aux-in for an mp3 player. Perfect for the iPod owner who wants to charge while grooving to some gnarly tunes!

This compact radio and alarm is the ideal sound system. We love its precision digital AM/FM tuner and its hand crafted real wood cabinet. Perfect for the early riser who wants to jam out before the sun's out!

This convenient cutting board is the ideal set to bring along to any picnic or party, or to use at home when serving family and guests. We love its clever storage case to access high quality stainless steel tools, a cutting & serving board and a sleekly styled cheese server. Perfect for the hostess who wants to slice and store in style!

This rad globe is stylish and educational. We love its stunning black and ivory design and its shiny rotating base. Perfect for the hip teacher who wants to teach kids about the world while maintaining a level of coolness!

These clever grill and tote are great for on-the-go grilling. We love the grill's chrome-plated tri-fold cooking grate and its compact, foldable design. Perfect for the ultimate grill master who wants to BBQ on the fly!

This vintage-style bocce set is made from resin material with themo-set composition. We love its increased durability and its wood bocce box, which allows you to neatly pack up your set for transport or storage. Perfect for the avid bocce player who wants a nice set of balls to practice with!